0 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 1 00:00:03,383 --> 00:00:07,649 X1:158 X2:561 Y1:386 Y2:417 (music) Thank you for being a friend 2 00:00:07,721 --> 00:00:11,657 X1:080 X2:638 Y1:386 Y2:417 (music) Traveled down the road and back again 3 00:00:11,725 --> 00:00:13,124 X1:231 X2:487 Y1:386 Y2:412 (music) Your heart is true 4 00:00:13,193 --> 00:00:18,062 X1:158 X2:561 Y1:062 Y2:093 (music) You're a pal and a confidant 5 00:00:18,131 --> 00:00:22,124 X1:187 X2:531 Y1:062 Y2:093 (music) And if you threw a party 6 00:00:22,202 --> 00:00:26,468 X1:167 X2:551 Y1:062 Y2:093 (music) Invited everyone you knew 7 00:00:26,540 --> 00:00:28,269 X1:247 X2:472 Y1:386 Y2:412 (music) You would see 8 00:00:28,342 --> 00:00:30,936 X1:119 X2:599 Y1:062 Y2:093 (music) The biggest gift would be from me 9 00:00:31,011 --> 00:00:32,876 X1:126 X2:592 Y1:386 Y2:417 (music) And the card attached would say 10 00:00:32,946 --> 00:00:37,508 X1:147 X2:570 Y1:062 Y2:093 (music) Thank you for being a friend (music) 11 00:00:59,206 --> 00:01:01,868 X1:221 X2:495 Y1:347 Y2:417 - Hi, Rose. - We brought dinner. 12 00:01:01,942 --> 00:01:05,173 X1:217 X2:500 Y1:347 Y2:411 - What'd you get? - A bucket of chicken. 13 00:01:12,018 --> 00:01:15,283 X1:226 X2:490 Y1:347 Y2:417 I hope you like it extra flat and crispy. 14 00:01:16,923 --> 00:01:19,084 X1:243 X2:473 Y1:386 Y2:417 It's a pizza, Rose. 15 00:01:19,159 --> 00:01:21,252 X1:129 X2:589 Y1:386 Y2:417 I knew that, I just meant what kind? 16 00:01:21,328 --> 00:01:24,263 X1:183 X2:534 Y1:347 Y2:411 - Did you really know that? - No. 17 00:01:24,331 --> 00:01:25,855 X1:183 X2:533 Y1:386 Y2:417 But I thought I could cover. 18 00:01:28,635 --> 00:01:31,365 X1:179 X2:538 Y1:347 Y2:417 I'm glad you're all here. I want you to try something. 19 00:01:31,438 --> 00:01:33,338 X1:256 X2:461 Y1:386 Y2:415 Here, taste this. 20 00:01:34,574 --> 00:01:37,008 X1:221 X2:497 Y1:347 Y2:411 - What do you think? - It's water. 21 00:01:37,077 --> 00:01:40,137 X1:163 X2:554 Y1:347 Y2:417 I didn't ask you to identify it, I asked you what you thought. 22 00:01:40,213 --> 00:01:42,078 X1:276 X2:441 Y1:347 Y2:417 - It's good. - Just good? 23 00:01:43,183 --> 00:01:44,810 X1:287 X2:430 Y1:386 Y2:417 Very good. 24 00:01:44,885 --> 00:01:46,512 X1:129 X2:588 Y1:386 Y2:417 How would you describe the taste? 25 00:01:46,586 --> 00:01:50,784 X1:174 X2:544 Y1:347 Y2:417 - Refreshing, clear, clean... - Would you buy this water? 26 00:01:50,857 --> 00:01:52,324 X1:250 X2:467 Y1:347 Y2:417 - Sure, why not? - Absolutely. 27 00:01:52,392 --> 00:01:56,123 X1:146 X2:571 Y1:347 Y2:411 We're rich. We're rich. It comes from the hose out back. 28 00:01:58,298 --> 00:02:01,734 X1:180 X2:537 Y1:347 Y2:417 Move over Perrier, Petrillo water is on the way. 29 00:02:01,802 --> 00:02:03,861 X1:152 X2:565 Y1:347 Y2:417 - Ma... - I know what you're gonna say. 30 00:02:03,937 --> 00:02:06,030 X1:200 X2:516 Y1:347 Y2:417 Another one of my get-rich-quick schemes. 31 00:02:06,106 --> 00:02:10,338 X1:179 X2:539 Y1:347 Y2:417 This is different. I've been working on this since noon. 32 00:02:10,710 --> 00:02:13,770 X1:124 X2:593 Y1:347 Y2:417 Ma, when are you gonna learn that these money-making gimmicks 33 00:02:13,847 --> 00:02:15,576 X1:221 X2:496 Y1:386 Y2:417 of yours never work? 34 00:02:15,649 --> 00:02:17,241 X1:143 X2:574 Y1:386 Y2:417 I'm not the only one with dreams. 35 00:02:17,317 --> 00:02:19,785 X1:168 X2:551 Y1:347 Y2:417 I remember when we thought catering was the ticket. 36 00:02:19,853 --> 00:02:20,911 X1:203 X2:514 Y1:386 Y2:417 Do you remember that? 37 00:02:20,987 --> 00:02:22,579 X1:273 X2:443 Y1:386 Y2:417 [All groaning] 38 00:02:26,860 --> 00:02:30,626 X1:188 X2:529 Y1:347 Y2:417 Girls, this time I think we have really hit the jackpot. 39 00:02:30,697 --> 00:02:31,789 X1:282 X2:435 Y1:386 Y2:415 Oh, me too. 40 00:02:31,865 --> 00:02:35,392 X1:111 X2:605 Y1:347 Y2:417 This wedding consulting business is the smartest thing we've ever done. 41 00:02:35,469 --> 00:02:37,528 X1:130 X2:586 Y1:386 Y2:411 I'm a little nervous about tomorrow. 42 00:02:37,604 --> 00:02:40,505 X1:141 X2:575 Y1:386 Y2:417 I've never cooked for 300 people. 43 00:02:40,574 --> 00:02:42,542 X1:224 X2:493 Y1:347 Y2:411 Please, in Sicily, we did it all the time. 44 00:02:42,609 --> 00:02:45,578 X1:154 X2:563 Y1:347 Y2:417 And we didn't have the modern conveniences you have today. 45 00:02:45,645 --> 00:02:49,274 X1:127 X2:589 Y1:347 Y2:417 We had to slaughter our own meat, prepare our own seasonings, 46 00:02:49,349 --> 00:02:53,911 X1:118 X2:599 Y1:347 Y2:417 and, if the food wasn't perfect, after cappuccino, they shot the cook. 47 00:02:55,422 --> 00:02:57,390 X1:184 X2:532 Y1:386 Y2:417 Ma, you're making that up. 48 00:02:57,457 --> 00:03:01,223 X1:133 X2:585 Y1:347 Y2:417 No, I'm not. Why do you think there are only two guys from Italy? 49 00:03:02,529 --> 00:03:03,655 X1:290 X2:426 Y1:386 Y2:417 [Bell rings] 50 00:03:03,730 --> 00:03:06,130 X1:211 X2:506 Y1:386 Y2:417 Oh, places everybody. 51 00:03:08,902 --> 00:03:10,529 X1:325 X2:392 Y1:386 Y2:411 Hit it. 52 00:03:24,918 --> 00:03:27,682 X1:197 X2:520 Y1:386 Y2:417 You know, this is boring. 53 00:03:27,754 --> 00:03:30,382 X1:201 X2:515 Y1:347 Y2:417 I know how we could make the time go faster. 54 00:03:30,457 --> 00:03:33,153 X1:175 X2:541 Y1:347 Y2:417 We could sing a work song, like they do on the railroad. 55 00:03:34,728 --> 00:03:36,992 X1:183 X2:533 Y1:386 Y2:417 [Rose] Just follow my lead. 56 00:03:37,063 --> 00:03:39,190 X1:201 X2:517 Y1:386 Y2:412 (music) Gonna stuff a chicken 57 00:03:39,266 --> 00:03:41,530 X1:201 X2:517 Y1:347 Y2:412 [Blanche and Dorothy] (music) Gonna stuff a chicken 58 00:03:41,601 --> 00:03:43,535 X1:178 X2:541 Y1:386 Y2:417 (music) Like my mama taught me 59 00:03:43,603 --> 00:03:46,163 X1:178 X2:541 Y1:347 Y2:417 [Blanche and Dorothy] (music) Like my mama taught me 60 00:03:46,239 --> 00:03:50,608 X1:188 X2:530 Y1:347 Y2:417 (music) Gonna take the chicken down to Mississippi (music) 61 00:03:51,978 --> 00:03:55,505 X1:203 X2:514 Y1:386 Y2:417 Rose. Rose, just stuff it. 62 00:03:55,582 --> 00:03:57,140 X1:257 X2:460 Y1:386 Y2:417 [Door bell rings] 63 00:03:57,217 --> 00:03:59,811 X1:179 X2:538 Y1:347 Y2:417 Who on earth could that be at 3:00 in the morning? 64 00:03:59,886 --> 00:04:02,946 X1:152 X2:566 Y1:347 Y2:417 Maybe it's a Jehovah's Witness with a caffeine problem. 65 00:04:07,861 --> 00:04:10,728 X1:132 X2:584 Y1:386 Y2:417 All right. Maybe we should go see. 66 00:04:10,797 --> 00:04:12,162 X1:320 X2:397 Y1:386 Y2:411 Yeah. 67 00:04:14,734 --> 00:04:16,531 X1:136 X2:581 Y1:386 Y2:417 Maybe we should have a weapon. 68 00:04:16,603 --> 00:04:19,970 X1:120 X2:596 Y1:347 Y2:417 Please, the three of you without make up is enough to scare anyone. 69 00:04:25,779 --> 00:04:28,043 X1:212 X2:505 Y1:347 Y2:417 - Who is it? - [Woman] It's Priscilla. 70 00:04:28,114 --> 00:04:29,843 X1:298 X2:419 Y1:386 Y2:411 Priscilla? 71 00:04:30,650 --> 00:04:34,518 X1:145 X2:572 Y1:347 Y2:411 Priscilla! You're getting married tomorrow. You should be in bed. 72 00:04:34,588 --> 00:04:37,955 X1:133 X2:583 Y1:347 Y2:411 - There's not gonna be a wedding. - The hell there isn't. 73 00:04:38,024 --> 00:04:40,754 X1:162 X2:556 Y1:386 Y2:417 Sorry, dear, you were saying? 74 00:04:40,827 --> 00:04:42,795 X1:189 X2:528 Y1:386 Y2:417 Ramone and I had a fight. 75 00:04:42,862 --> 00:04:44,625 X1:131 X2:585 Y1:386 Y2:417 I decided I'm not gonna marry him. 76 00:04:44,698 --> 00:04:46,632 X1:148 X2:570 Y1:386 Y2:417 Oh, honey, now that's ridiculous 77 00:04:46,700 --> 00:04:49,794 X1:144 X2:573 Y1:347 Y2:417 to call off your wedding because of a silly little argument. 78 00:04:49,869 --> 00:04:53,327 X1:163 X2:554 Y1:347 Y2:417 - What did Ramone do? - He slept with my best friend. 79 00:04:53,406 --> 00:04:56,273 X1:194 X2:522 Y1:347 Y2:411 We're gonna eat chicken for the rest of our lives. 80 00:04:57,210 --> 00:05:01,146 X1:191 X2:526 Y1:386 Y2:417 Oh, Priscilla, I'm so sorry. 81 00:05:01,214 --> 00:05:05,742 X1:135 X2:581 Y1:347 Y2:417 Listen. Be grateful he got it out of his system before the marriage. 82 00:05:06,453 --> 00:05:09,115 X1:165 X2:551 Y1:347 Y2:417 It'll give you something to make him feel guilty about. 83 00:05:09,556 --> 00:05:12,491 X1:158 X2:558 Y1:347 Y2:417 Most women go through three, four years of marriage 84 00:05:12,559 --> 00:05:14,686 X1:200 X2:516 Y1:386 Y2:411 for ammunition like that. 85 00:05:15,328 --> 00:05:17,193 X1:249 X2:468 Y1:386 Y2:417 [Telephone rings] 86 00:05:18,498 --> 00:05:21,558 X1:165 X2:552 Y1:386 Y2:417 Hello, Miami Mom's Catering. 87 00:05:22,469 --> 00:05:25,802 X1:143 X2:573 Y1:347 Y2:411 - It's Ramone. - Tell him he's scum of the earth. 88 00:05:25,872 --> 00:05:28,636 X1:215 X2:502 Y1:347 Y2:411 She says that you are the scum of the earth. 89 00:05:28,708 --> 00:05:32,940 X1:203 X2:513 Y1:347 Y2:417 But she said it with a lot of love in her eyes. 90 00:05:34,581 --> 00:05:37,072 X1:224 X2:493 Y1:347 Y2:417 - He says he's sorry. - Do you hear that? 91 00:05:37,150 --> 00:05:40,551 X1:161 X2:556 Y1:347 Y2:417 Darling, he's sorry. So I guess that settles everything, okay? 92 00:05:40,620 --> 00:05:42,178 X1:156 X2:560 Y1:386 Y2:417 We'll see you at your wedding. 93 00:05:42,255 --> 00:05:45,486 X1:223 X2:493 Y1:386 Y2:411 Girls! Wait a minute. 94 00:05:45,558 --> 00:05:49,221 X1:157 X2:559 Y1:347 Y2:417 We're talking about the sacred institution of marriage here. 95 00:05:49,295 --> 00:05:52,230 X1:151 X2:566 Y1:347 Y2:417 Are you willing to sacrifice the happiness of these two kids 96 00:05:52,298 --> 00:05:55,859 X1:199 X2:519 Y1:347 Y2:417 - for the almighty dollar? - [All] Yes. 97 00:05:57,437 --> 00:05:59,837 X1:223 X2:494 Y1:347 Y2:417 I just want to be sure we're in agreement. 98 00:06:03,276 --> 00:06:06,006 X1:226 X2:490 Y1:347 Y2:417 Ramone, I'm gonna put Priscilla on now. 99 00:06:06,079 --> 00:06:08,013 X1:240 X2:476 Y1:386 Y2:417 I... just talk to him. 100 00:06:10,617 --> 00:06:11,606 X1:316 X2:401 Y1:386 Y2:411 Hello? 101 00:06:12,385 --> 00:06:14,853 X1:247 X2:470 Y1:386 Y2:411 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 102 00:06:14,921 --> 00:06:18,721 X1:194 X2:522 Y1:386 Y2:417 Uh-huh. Okay. Goodbye. 103 00:06:20,260 --> 00:06:22,091 X1:221 X2:495 Y1:386 Y2:417 We're back together. 104 00:06:23,897 --> 00:06:27,128 X1:177 X2:541 Y1:347 Y2:417 Sometimes when you really talk things out like that, 105 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:29,498 X1:202 X2:514 Y1:386 Y2:417 you can solve anything. 106 00:06:30,403 --> 00:06:32,371 X1:151 X2:566 Y1:386 Y2:417 I can't thank you ladies enough. 107 00:06:32,439 --> 00:06:35,772 X1:147 X2:570 Y1:347 Y2:411 We're so much in love. Ramone can't even wait until tomorrow. 108 00:06:35,842 --> 00:06:39,073 X1:164 X2:552 Y1:347 Y2:417 - Oh, isn't that sweet. - We're eloping to Las Vegas. 109 00:06:39,145 --> 00:06:41,443 X1:168 X2:549 Y1:347 Y2:417 - You're what? - He's booking the flight now. 110 00:06:41,514 --> 00:06:45,450 X1:187 X2:529 Y1:347 Y2:417 - Congratulations, darling. - Congratulations? 111 00:06:45,518 --> 00:06:48,783 X1:148 X2:569 Y1:347 Y2:417 Listen, we were going to give you your wedding gift tomorrow, 112 00:06:48,855 --> 00:06:52,416 X1:131 X2:587 Y1:347 Y2:417 but since we won't see you, why don't you take it home tonight. 113 00:06:53,326 --> 00:06:55,226 X1:284 X2:432 Y1:386 Y2:417 Thank you. 114 00:06:55,295 --> 00:06:56,785 X1:216 X2:501 Y1:386 Y2:417 [Blanche] Good night. 115 00:06:57,564 --> 00:06:59,191 X1:202 X2:516 Y1:386 Y2:417 Dorothy, are you crazy? 116 00:06:59,265 --> 00:07:01,699 X1:180 X2:537 Y1:347 Y2:417 We're gonna lose a fortune on this wedding. 117 00:07:01,768 --> 00:07:04,965 X1:127 X2:590 Y1:347 Y2:417 And you let her march out that door with your best piece of crystal. 118 00:07:05,038 --> 00:07:07,871 X1:145 X2:571 Y1:347 Y2:417 Hello, police? Yeah, I'd like to report a robbery. 119 00:07:12,245 --> 00:07:16,579 X1:136 X2:581 Y1:347 Y2:417 But that wasn't a scheme, Sophia, that was a legitimate business. 120 00:07:16,649 --> 00:07:18,344 X1:212 X2:504 Y1:386 Y2:411 And we lost our shirts. 121 00:07:18,418 --> 00:07:21,353 X1:182 X2:536 Y1:347 Y2:417 That's the beauty of this water thing. You can't lose. 122 00:07:21,421 --> 00:07:24,288 X1:169 X2:547 Y1:386 Y2:417 It's a rip off, pure and simple. 123 00:07:26,092 --> 00:07:28,526 X1:176 X2:542 Y1:347 Y2:417 That's why the French were first to come up with it. 124 00:07:32,132 --> 00:07:34,726 X1:188 X2:530 Y1:347 Y2:417 Sophia, why are you so obsessed with money? 125 00:07:34,801 --> 00:07:37,133 X1:216 X2:501 Y1:347 Y2:417 Because I wanna buy a TV for my bedroom. 126 00:07:37,203 --> 00:07:40,400 X1:167 X2:550 Y1:347 Y2:417 Ma, we have a perfectly good TV set in the living room. 127 00:07:40,473 --> 00:07:42,441 X1:108 X2:609 Y1:386 Y2:417 But you never let me watch what I like. 128 00:07:42,509 --> 00:07:44,875 X1:191 X2:527 Y1:347 Y2:417 I wanna make sure I don't miss that final episode 129 00:07:44,944 --> 00:07:47,640 X1:182 X2:535 Y1:347 Y2:411 of MASH I've been hearing so much about. 130 00:07:47,881 --> 00:07:51,749 X1:192 X2:526 Y1:347 Y2:417 Sophia, honey, that show hasn't been on in years. 131 00:07:52,118 --> 00:07:54,279 X1:253 X2:464 Y1:386 Y2:411 Is Hotel still on? 132 00:07:55,088 --> 00:07:56,282 X1:329 X2:388 Y1:386 Y2:411 Yes. 133 00:07:56,356 --> 00:07:58,881 X1:146 X2:572 Y1:386 Y2:411 Hotel is still on and MASH isn't? 134 00:07:58,958 --> 00:08:01,188 X1:153 X2:565 Y1:386 Y2:417 How gullible do you think I am? 135 00:08:01,261 --> 00:08:02,694 X1:184 X2:533 Y1:386 Y2:411 Do I look like Donna Rice? 136 00:08:09,169 --> 00:08:11,831 X1:188 X2:529 Y1:347 Y2:411 You know, Ma, I seem to remember another time 137 00:08:11,905 --> 00:08:15,068 X1:117 X2:602 Y1:347 Y2:417 you were trying to make extra money so you could buy a TV set. 138 00:08:15,141 --> 00:08:19,544 X1:174 X2:543 Y1:347 Y2:417 Do you happen to be talking about Brooklyn, April 1954. 139 00:08:19,612 --> 00:08:23,639 X1:139 X2:580 Y1:347 Y2:411 You remember that, but you don't know that MASH is off the air. 140 00:08:23,716 --> 00:08:26,742 X1:174 X2:543 Y1:347 Y2:417 Shut up and stroll with me down memory lane. 141 00:08:26,820 --> 00:08:28,720 X1:193 X2:523 Y1:386 Y2:417 I'd taken in some sewing. 142 00:08:28,788 --> 00:08:31,154 X1:104 X2:613 Y1:386 Y2:417 It was a couple of weeks before Easter. 143 00:08:38,565 --> 00:08:41,864 X1:180 X2:536 Y1:347 Y2:411 - I'm home. - Call the New York Times. 144 00:08:42,836 --> 00:08:43,825 X1:236 X2:481 Y1:386 Y2:411 What's for dinner? 145 00:08:43,903 --> 00:08:48,636 X1:136 X2:581 Y1:347 Y2:411 Pierre is writing today's selections on the blackboard in the kitchen. 146 00:08:48,708 --> 00:08:52,439 X1:180 X2:536 Y1:347 Y2:417 - [Salvadore] Ow, my tooth! - Oh, yeah, I forgot. 147 00:08:52,512 --> 00:08:55,709 X1:200 X2:516 Y1:347 Y2:415 Stay away from the food on the table, it's wax. 148 00:08:55,782 --> 00:08:57,079 X1:258 X2:459 Y1:386 Y2:417 [Knock on door] 149 00:08:57,617 --> 00:08:58,606 X1:312 X2:405 Y1:386 Y2:415 Hi, Ma. 150 00:08:58,685 --> 00:09:00,619 X1:097 X2:620 Y1:386 Y2:417 Dorothy, I didn't know you were coming. 151 00:09:00,687 --> 00:09:03,986 X1:136 X2:580 Y1:347 Y2:417 - Did you bring the kids? - No, I wanted to talk to you alone. 152 00:09:04,057 --> 00:09:07,151 X1:163 X2:555 Y1:347 Y2:417 - Sal, Dorothy's here. - [Sal] Did she bring the kids? 153 00:09:07,227 --> 00:09:10,196 X1:137 X2:579 Y1:386 Y2:417 Hi, Pop. No, the kids are at home. 154 00:09:10,263 --> 00:09:13,460 X1:145 X2:572 Y1:347 Y2:417 [Sal] Hey, what the hell is this? I thought dinner was in the oven. 155 00:09:13,533 --> 00:09:16,468 X1:149 X2:567 Y1:347 Y2:417 - There's nothing but a tin plate. - Take the foil off the top. 156 00:09:16,536 --> 00:09:19,403 X1:213 X2:504 Y1:347 Y2:411 It's something new. It's called a TV dinner. 157 00:09:20,406 --> 00:09:22,897 X1:157 X2:560 Y1:386 Y2:417 [Sal] The wax fruit looks better. 158 00:09:23,243 --> 00:09:26,076 X1:166 X2:550 Y1:386 Y2:417 Ma, I need to ask you a favor. 159 00:09:26,145 --> 00:09:28,943 X1:143 X2:573 Y1:347 Y2:417 I wanna get a part-time job and I was wondering if you could 160 00:09:29,015 --> 00:09:30,983 X1:148 X2:569 Y1:386 Y2:417 watch the kids two days a week. 161 00:09:31,050 --> 00:09:35,316 X1:143 X2:574 Y1:347 Y2:417 Stan lost his job. I told you that yutz is a deadbeat. 162 00:09:35,388 --> 00:09:37,788 X1:196 X2:520 Y1:386 Y2:417 Stan did not lose his job. 163 00:09:37,857 --> 00:09:39,484 X1:156 X2:561 Y1:386 Y2:417 His job, he could afford to lose. 164 00:09:39,559 --> 00:09:43,791 X1:145 X2:574 Y1:347 Y2:411 A novelty salesman. The novelty would be if he made a sale. 165 00:09:44,264 --> 00:09:48,360 X1:136 X2:581 Y1:347 Y2:417 [Sal] Don't listen to your mother. There's a big market for novelties. 166 00:09:48,434 --> 00:09:52,962 X1:102 X2:614 Y1:347 Y2:417 That plastic dog doo we snuck into Charlie's lunch pail, was a scream. 167 00:09:53,039 --> 00:09:56,008 X1:168 X2:550 Y1:347 Y2:417 I'll bet his cocker spaniel will catch hell for that tonight. 168 00:09:57,911 --> 00:10:01,540 X1:148 X2:568 Y1:347 Y2:411 Lucky me. I'm married to the Noel Coward of Canarsie. 169 00:10:01,614 --> 00:10:03,844 X1:202 X2:515 Y1:347 Y2:417 I just want to pick up a couple of extra dollars 170 00:10:03,917 --> 00:10:06,351 X1:158 X2:558 Y1:386 Y2:417 so we can buy a television set. 171 00:10:06,419 --> 00:10:08,046 X1:305 X2:412 Y1:347 Y2:411 - No. - What? 172 00:10:08,121 --> 00:10:09,383 X1:188 X2:528 Y1:386 Y2:415 No, I won't watch the kids. 173 00:10:09,455 --> 00:10:12,117 X1:171 X2:547 Y1:347 Y2:411 But you love it when the kids come over for a visit. 174 00:10:12,191 --> 00:10:14,455 X1:194 X2:523 Y1:347 Y2:417 That's not the point. Don't throw away money. 175 00:10:14,527 --> 00:10:16,358 X1:186 X2:530 Y1:386 Y2:417 This TV thing is just a fad. 176 00:10:17,697 --> 00:10:20,791 X1:176 X2:541 Y1:347 Y2:417 [Sal] Hey, did you know this turkey comes with stuffing? 177 00:10:20,867 --> 00:10:22,960 X1:231 X2:485 Y1:386 Y2:415 Ma, TV is not a fad. 178 00:10:23,036 --> 00:10:26,870 X1:148 X2:570 Y1:347 Y2:411 Otherwise Swanson would have called those radio dinners. 179 00:10:27,607 --> 00:10:29,074 X1:271 X2:446 Y1:386 Y2:417 I told you, no. 180 00:10:29,142 --> 00:10:31,474 X1:203 X2:514 Y1:347 Y2:417 [Sal] I didn't know these were mashed potatoes. 181 00:10:31,544 --> 00:10:33,478 X1:137 X2:579 Y1:386 Y2:417 They don't have lumps like yours. 182 00:10:34,047 --> 00:10:37,175 X1:174 X2:543 Y1:347 Y2:417 You want lumps, Salvadore, I'll give you lumps. 183 00:10:37,250 --> 00:10:41,482 X1:155 X2:563 Y1:347 Y2:417 Ma, I cannot believe you are so old-fashioned in your thinking. 184 00:10:41,554 --> 00:10:44,387 X1:151 X2:565 Y1:347 Y2:417 I said no and it's no. I'm too busy to have this argument. 185 00:10:44,457 --> 00:10:48,086 X1:177 X2:540 Y1:347 Y2:411 Fine. I'll just leave the kids with Stan's mother. 186 00:10:48,161 --> 00:10:50,061 X1:225 X2:492 Y1:386 Y2:417 Over my dead body. 187 00:10:50,129 --> 00:10:51,858 X1:151 X2:565 Y1:386 Y2:417 That gorilla scares the children. 188 00:10:51,931 --> 00:10:54,729 X1:157 X2:562 Y1:347 Y2:411 Michael didn't sleep for a week after he saw her last time. 189 00:10:55,001 --> 00:10:56,662 X1:233 X2:484 Y1:386 Y2:417 Ma, that is enough. 190 00:10:56,736 --> 00:10:59,603 X1:152 X2:564 Y1:347 Y2:417 One way or another, I am going to earn that money for the TV. 191 00:10:59,672 --> 00:11:01,572 X1:128 X2:591 Y1:386 Y2:417 [Sal] Sophia, would you just tell her 192 00:11:01,641 --> 00:11:04,508 X1:199 X2:517 Y1:347 Y2:417 so your husband can enjoy his meal in peace. 193 00:11:04,577 --> 00:11:08,343 X1:135 X2:581 Y1:347 Y2:417 - Tell me what? - [Sal] These peas taste like fresh. 194 00:11:08,414 --> 00:11:11,110 X1:186 X2:531 Y1:347 Y2:417 But you can't mix them with the mashed potatoes. 195 00:11:11,184 --> 00:11:14,017 X1:131 X2:588 Y1:347 Y2:417 They should have a tunnel running from the pea compartment 196 00:11:14,087 --> 00:11:16,385 X1:125 X2:591 Y1:386 Y2:417 to the mashed potato compartment. 197 00:11:17,757 --> 00:11:21,090 X1:157 X2:561 Y1:347 Y2:417 Ma, what is Pop talking about? What should you tell me? 198 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:23,094 X1:247 X2:469 Y1:386 Y2:417 All right, all right. 199 00:11:23,162 --> 00:11:24,754 X1:186 X2:531 Y1:386 Y2:417 It's your tenth anniversary, 200 00:11:24,831 --> 00:11:28,358 X1:171 X2:545 Y1:347 Y2:417 your father and I decided to buy you a TV set as a gift. 201 00:11:28,434 --> 00:11:32,336 X1:138 X2:578 Y1:347 Y2:417 - Ma, you can't afford that. - That's why I'm doing alterations. 202 00:11:32,405 --> 00:11:35,135 X1:171 X2:546 Y1:347 Y2:417 Think I need a wardrobe this size to go to Mulberry Street 203 00:11:35,208 --> 00:11:37,199 X1:194 X2:524 Y1:386 Y2:417 and squeeze a zucchini? 204 00:11:38,244 --> 00:11:39,973 X1:237 X2:480 Y1:386 Y2:417 [Laughing] Oh, Ma. 205 00:11:40,046 --> 00:11:41,138 X1:243 X2:475 Y1:386 Y2:417 What's so funny? 206 00:11:42,048 --> 00:11:44,346 X1:324 X2:393 Y1:386 Y2:411 I lied. 207 00:11:44,417 --> 00:11:48,786 X1:163 X2:554 Y1:347 Y2:417 I wanted the job so we could buy Pop a TV for his birthday. 208 00:11:50,223 --> 00:11:53,454 X1:189 X2:528 Y1:347 Y2:417 Then it's settled. You buy us one, we'll buy you one. 209 00:11:54,327 --> 00:11:56,056 X1:283 X2:433 Y1:347 Y2:411 - It's a deal. - Sure. 210 00:11:56,129 --> 00:11:58,529 X1:173 X2:546 Y1:347 Y2:417 Then your father can watch the Friday night fights 211 00:11:58,598 --> 00:11:59,929 X1:173 X2:544 Y1:386 Y2:417 with your yutz of a husband, 212 00:11:59,999 --> 00:12:02,399 X1:183 X2:534 Y1:347 Y2:415 you come here and watch Person to Person with me, 213 00:12:02,468 --> 00:12:04,834 X1:174 X2:543 Y1:347 Y2:417 and maybe once a week the whole family can come over 214 00:12:04,904 --> 00:12:07,702 X1:189 X2:528 Y1:347 Y2:417 and watch that new show, Make Room for Daddy. 215 00:12:07,774 --> 00:12:10,106 X1:276 X2:440 Y1:386 Y2:415 Thanks, Ma. 216 00:12:12,111 --> 00:12:14,409 X1:202 X2:515 Y1:347 Y2:411 - Where are you going? - Get some air. 217 00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:17,540 X1:192 X2:524 Y1:347 Y2:417 - We got air in the house. - I like beer with my air. 218 00:12:24,590 --> 00:12:28,151 X1:185 X2:533 Y1:347 Y2:417 - [Sal] You wait up for me? - Don't I always? 219 00:12:28,227 --> 00:12:31,560 X1:249 X2:467 Y1:347 Y2:417 - [Sal] I love you. - I love you, too. 220 00:12:33,533 --> 00:12:36,195 X1:160 X2:556 Y1:386 Y2:417 I look at him, I see Errol Flynn. 221 00:12:48,848 --> 00:12:51,180 X1:184 X2:533 Y1:347 Y2:411 - That pizza was delicious. - The best. 222 00:12:51,250 --> 00:12:53,343 X1:187 X2:529 Y1:347 Y2:411 There's still one piece left, who wants it? 223 00:12:53,419 --> 00:12:54,647 X1:321 X2:395 Y1:347 Y2:411 - I do. - I do. 224 00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:56,244 X1:167 X2:550 Y1:386 Y2:417 Well, I can split it three ways. 225 00:12:56,322 --> 00:12:58,882 X1:094 X2:623 Y1:386 Y2:417 What am I supposed to do, lick the box? 226 00:13:03,096 --> 00:13:06,793 X1:157 X2:561 Y1:347 Y2:417 Ma, you don't like store bought pizza, you prefer homemade. 227 00:13:06,866 --> 00:13:09,733 X1:177 X2:539 Y1:347 Y2:417 I also prefer milk straight from a cow. I adapt. 228 00:13:17,043 --> 00:13:18,840 X1:272 X2:445 Y1:386 Y2:411 This is awful. 229 00:13:24,884 --> 00:13:27,978 X1:147 X2:569 Y1:347 Y2:417 Ma, if you weren't going to eat it, why did you take it? 230 00:13:28,054 --> 00:13:30,887 X1:148 X2:568 Y1:347 Y2:417 It's the principle. You're always leaving me out of things. 231 00:13:30,957 --> 00:13:32,982 X1:174 X2:543 Y1:386 Y2:417 Now, Sophia, that's not true. 232 00:13:33,059 --> 00:13:36,586 X1:126 X2:592 Y1:347 Y2:417 The hell it isn't. What about that dance marathon you cut me out of? 233 00:13:36,662 --> 00:13:38,926 X1:206 X2:510 Y1:347 Y2:411 Oh, now, come on, Ma. That was different. 234 00:13:38,998 --> 00:13:40,397 X1:182 X2:535 Y1:386 Y2:417 There was money at stake. 235 00:13:40,466 --> 00:13:42,957 X1:215 X2:501 Y1:347 Y2:411 We didn't even tell each other about that. 236 00:13:43,035 --> 00:13:46,402 X1:193 X2:525 Y1:347 Y2:415 I remember I was the first one to arrive, remember? 237 00:13:46,472 --> 00:13:48,872 X1:209 X2:509 Y1:347 Y2:417 And I was wearing that blue sequined dress... 238 00:13:49,642 --> 00:13:51,405 X1:210 X2:506 Y1:386 Y2:417 [big band music plays] 239 00:13:51,477 --> 00:13:54,913 X1:138 X2:580 Y1:347 Y2:417 Will you quit complaining, Marty? It's gonna be fun. 240 00:13:54,981 --> 00:13:56,846 X1:111 X2:606 Y1:386 Y2:417 You said we're going dancing tonight. 241 00:13:56,916 --> 00:13:59,111 X1:194 X2:522 Y1:347 Y2:411 You failed to mention it was a dance marathon. 242 00:13:59,185 --> 00:14:03,178 X1:157 X2:560 Y1:346 Y2:417 Well, the first prize is $1000 and I have to have that money. 243 00:14:03,256 --> 00:14:06,453 X1:217 X2:499 Y1:347 Y2:411 I'm in desperate need of medical attention. 244 00:14:07,426 --> 00:14:09,451 X1:266 X2:451 Y1:347 Y2:417 - Is it serious? - Very. 245 00:14:09,529 --> 00:14:14,330 X1:132 X2:585 Y1:347 Y2:417 If I can't afford a new fall wardrobe, I'll never land myself a doctor. 246 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:15,890 X1:239 X2:478 Y1:386 Y2:417 No offense, Marty. 247 00:14:15,968 --> 00:14:19,301 X1:160 X2:556 Y1:347 Y2:417 You know, sometimes I don't think you're serious about me. 248 00:14:19,372 --> 00:14:24,503 X1:145 X2:571 Y1:347 Y2:417 Don't be silly. I love you as much as I could any dry cleaner. 249 00:14:28,347 --> 00:14:30,975 X1:138 X2:578 Y1:386 Y2:417 Run and get us a number. Go on. 250 00:14:34,887 --> 00:14:36,980 X1:184 X2:533 Y1:386 Y2:417 Why, hello there, Blanche. 251 00:14:37,056 --> 00:14:40,219 X1:167 X2:550 Y1:347 Y2:417 Well, Dorothy. Russ, hi. What are you all doing here? 252 00:14:40,293 --> 00:14:42,921 X1:191 X2:525 Y1:347 Y2:411 Russell and I just entered the dance marathon. 253 00:14:42,995 --> 00:14:45,555 X1:225 X2:491 Y1:347 Y2:417 - Really, so did I. - Yes. It's for charity. 254 00:14:45,631 --> 00:14:47,531 X1:197 X2:519 Y1:386 Y2:417 I thought it would be fun. 255 00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:51,434 X1:147 X2:570 Y1:347 Y2:417 Well, have yourself a good time. Try not to overdo it. 256 00:14:51,504 --> 00:14:54,667 X1:199 X2:519 Y1:347 Y2:417 Blanche, what is that supposed to mean? 257 00:14:54,740 --> 00:14:56,139 X1:277 X2:440 Y1:386 Y2:417 Oh, nothing. 258 00:14:56,209 --> 00:14:58,541 X1:202 X2:516 Y1:347 Y2:411 Just that these things can be a little strenuous 259 00:14:58,611 --> 00:15:01,478 X1:184 X2:532 Y1:386 Y2:417 for a woman of your years. 260 00:15:02,014 --> 00:15:05,575 X1:152 X2:566 Y1:386 Y2:415 Who am I, Minnie Eisenhower? 261 00:15:06,052 --> 00:15:08,350 X1:141 X2:575 Y1:386 Y2:417 I can last just as long as you can. 262 00:15:08,421 --> 00:15:10,446 X1:154 X2:563 Y1:386 Y2:417 [Laughing] Oh, Dorothy, please. 263 00:15:10,523 --> 00:15:13,287 X1:186 X2:531 Y1:347 Y2:417 I think I do have a little more endurance than you. 264 00:15:13,359 --> 00:15:16,021 X1:212 X2:504 Y1:347 Y2:417 Blanche, we are not dancing on our backs. 265 00:15:23,169 --> 00:15:25,433 X1:224 X2:493 Y1:347 Y2:411 - You take that back. - I will not. 266 00:15:25,504 --> 00:15:27,563 X1:230 X2:486 Y1:347 Y2:417 You just implied that I'm an old lady. 267 00:15:27,640 --> 00:15:30,200 X1:203 X2:513 Y1:347 Y2:417 Well, honey, I didn't mean to imply it. 268 00:15:30,276 --> 00:15:32,244 X1:204 X2:513 Y1:386 Y2:417 I meant to say it flat out. 269 00:15:32,845 --> 00:15:36,474 X1:130 X2:587 Y1:347 Y2:417 You know what your problem is? You can't stand a little competition. 270 00:15:36,549 --> 00:15:37,607 X1:299 X2:417 Y1:386 Y2:417 [Scoffing] 271 00:15:37,683 --> 00:15:41,210 X1:113 X2:603 Y1:347 Y2:417 - Which is why you kept this a secret. - I notice you're here too, Dorothy. 272 00:15:41,287 --> 00:15:43,812 X1:216 X2:503 Y1:347 Y2:411 So you tried to keep it a secret from me. 273 00:15:43,889 --> 00:15:45,789 X1:304 X2:412 Y1:386 Y2:417 Hi, girls. 274 00:15:46,192 --> 00:15:48,888 X1:272 X2:446 Y1:386 Y2:415 Et tu, Judas? 275 00:15:50,129 --> 00:15:54,657 X1:191 X2:526 Y1:347 Y2:417 No, it's me, Rose. My hair is a little different. 276 00:15:58,137 --> 00:16:00,002 X1:224 X2:493 Y1:347 Y2:417 You two found out about this thing too? 277 00:16:00,072 --> 00:16:01,539 X1:271 X2:445 Y1:347 Y2:417 - Mm-hmm. - That's right. 278 00:16:01,607 --> 00:16:04,838 X1:133 X2:584 Y1:347 Y2:417 Let give you a little friendly advice. You're wasting your time. 279 00:16:04,910 --> 00:16:07,401 X1:178 X2:541 Y1:347 Y2:417 'Cause that thousand dollar prize is gonna be mine. 280 00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:11,246 X1:181 X2:537 Y1:347 Y2:417 When I was younger, I was known as the dancing fool. 281 00:16:12,885 --> 00:16:16,753 X1:170 X2:548 Y1:347 Y2:417 How old were you when they dropped the "dancing" part? 282 00:16:18,557 --> 00:16:20,548 X1:292 X2:424 Y1:386 Y2:417 [Drum roll] 283 00:16:20,626 --> 00:16:23,959 X1:211 X2:505 Y1:347 Y2:417 Yowza, yowza, yowza, ladies and gentlemen. 284 00:16:24,030 --> 00:16:27,591 X1:163 X2:554 Y1:347 Y2:417 And welcome to the thirteenth annual Jefferson Hospital 285 00:16:27,667 --> 00:16:31,296 X1:154 X2:563 Y1:347 Y2:415 Heart Charity Dance Marathon. Yes, sir. 286 00:16:31,370 --> 00:16:32,496 X1:290 X2:426 Y1:386 Y2:417 [Applause] 287 00:16:33,072 --> 00:16:35,836 X1:113 X2:603 Y1:386 Y2:417 One word of caution before we begin. 288 00:16:35,908 --> 00:16:39,139 X1:176 X2:542 Y1:347 Y2:417 Contrary to what some folks thought last year, 289 00:16:39,211 --> 00:16:43,614 X1:153 X2:564 Y1:347 Y2:417 this marathon is not part of the Cardiac Rehabilitation program 290 00:16:43,683 --> 00:16:45,548 X1:229 X2:487 Y1:386 Y2:417 here at the hospital. 291 00:16:45,618 --> 00:16:49,816 X1:139 X2:578 Y1:347 Y2:417 So, if any of you toe tappers have more than 30 percent blockage, 292 00:16:49,889 --> 00:16:52,756 X1:181 X2:536 Y1:347 Y2:411 we implore you to leave the dance floor at this time. 293 00:16:54,593 --> 00:16:58,996 X1:181 X2:535 Y1:347 Y2:417 All right, now. Let's let the dance marathon begin! 294 00:16:59,065 --> 00:17:00,726 X1:210 X2:506 Y1:386 Y2:415 A one, two, three, four. 295 00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:02,631 X1:272 X2:444 Y1:386 Y2:417 [Music plays] 296 00:17:06,539 --> 00:17:08,507 X1:232 X2:486 Y1:347 Y2:417 Blanche, you're not gonna believe this. 297 00:17:08,574 --> 00:17:10,701 X1:147 X2:570 Y1:386 Y2:417 I twisted my ankle. I can't dance. 298 00:17:10,776 --> 00:17:12,073 X1:203 X2:514 Y1:386 Y2:417 No, no, no, you have to. 299 00:17:12,144 --> 00:17:14,977 X1:169 X2:549 Y1:347 Y2:417 I can't believe you'd force me to dance all night in pain. 300 00:17:15,047 --> 00:17:17,880 X1:153 X2:564 Y1:347 Y2:417 I mean, if you win, you said you were gonna take all the money. 301 00:17:17,950 --> 00:17:21,249 X1:128 X2:589 Y1:347 Y2:411 - What do I get out of this evening? - Come here. 302 00:17:24,357 --> 00:17:26,120 X1:275 X2:441 Y1:386 Y2:411 Let's samba. 303 00:17:40,906 --> 00:17:42,931 X1:164 X2:553 Y1:386 Y2:417 [Slower big band music plays] 304 00:17:44,477 --> 00:17:47,537 X1:126 X2:591 Y1:347 Y2:417 [Announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, our charity dance marathon 305 00:17:47,613 --> 00:17:50,548 X1:146 X2:571 Y1:386 Y2:417 is now entering its seventh hour. 306 00:17:50,616 --> 00:17:54,245 X1:191 X2:526 Y1:347 Y2:417 Let's give our contestants a great big hand. 307 00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:56,413 X1:290 X2:426 Y1:386 Y2:417 [Applause] 308 00:17:59,692 --> 00:18:01,421 X1:138 X2:580 Y1:386 Y2:417 Hi, girls, how are you holding up? 309 00:18:01,494 --> 00:18:03,792 X1:234 X2:483 Y1:347 Y2:411 - Oh, fine, just fine. - Terrific. 310 00:18:03,863 --> 00:18:06,923 X1:163 X2:555 Y1:347 Y2:417 You know, this reminds me of the big dance back in St. Olaf 311 00:18:06,999 --> 00:18:08,728 X1:199 X2:517 Y1:386 Y2:411 to kick off Pretzel Week. 312 00:18:08,801 --> 00:18:12,032 X1:153 X2:564 Y1:347 Y2:417 My Uncle Gunther, after the great beer nut shortage of '21... 313 00:18:12,104 --> 00:18:14,004 X1:163 X2:553 Y1:386 Y2:417 Foul! Send a judge over here. 314 00:18:14,073 --> 00:18:17,133 X1:222 X2:495 Y1:347 Y2:417 This woman is trying to put us to sleep. 315 00:18:20,646 --> 00:18:23,740 X1:156 X2:561 Y1:347 Y2:417 You're just exhausted and you're trying to blame it on me. 316 00:18:23,816 --> 00:18:27,377 X1:216 X2:500 Y1:347 Y2:417 Exhausted? I'll show you who's exhausted. 317 00:18:27,453 --> 00:18:32,049 X1:154 X2:562 Y1:347 Y2:411 Maestro. How about something with a little... octane. 318 00:18:32,124 --> 00:18:35,093 X1:173 X2:543 Y1:347 Y2:417 Okay, little lady. All right, boys! Take it away! 319 00:18:35,161 --> 00:18:38,028 X1:212 X2:504 Y1:347 Y2:415 A one, two, a one, two, three, four. 320 00:18:38,097 --> 00:18:40,793 X1:200 X2:517 Y1:386 Y2:417 [Take the A Train plays] 321 00:19:00,953 --> 00:19:03,513 X1:125 X2:591 Y1:386 Y2:417 [Blanche] Out of my way, amateurs. 322 00:19:05,758 --> 00:19:08,318 X1:256 X2:460 Y1:386 Y2:417 [Crowd whoops] 323 00:19:17,870 --> 00:19:20,566 X1:161 X2:557 Y1:386 Y2:417 Blanche, mind if I give it a try? 324 00:19:20,639 --> 00:19:23,005 X1:166 X2:550 Y1:386 Y2:417 Oh, for heaven's sake, go on. 325 00:19:23,075 --> 00:19:25,100 X1:243 X2:474 Y1:347 Y2:417 No, Dave, I better do this by myself. 326 00:19:25,177 --> 00:19:27,042 X1:232 X2:484 Y1:386 Y2:417 You might get hurt. 327 00:19:30,382 --> 00:19:32,782 X1:274 X2:443 Y1:386 Y2:415 Three, four... 328 00:19:32,852 --> 00:19:34,444 X1:234 X2:483 Y1:386 Y2:417 [drum music plays] 329 00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:36,647 X1:254 X2:462 Y1:386 Y2:417 [Crowd whistles] 330 00:20:11,524 --> 00:20:15,051 X1:223 X2:493 Y1:347 Y2:417 It looks like it's going to be a long night. 331 00:20:17,062 --> 00:20:18,859 X1:226 X2:491 Y1:386 Y2:417 [Slower music plays] 332 00:20:30,242 --> 00:20:33,643 X1:196 X2:522 Y1:347 Y2:417 Ladies and gentlemen, a nice round of applause 333 00:20:33,712 --> 00:20:39,582 X1:130 X2:586 Y1:347 Y2:417 for our four remaining couples as we enter lucky hour number 13. 334 00:20:39,652 --> 00:20:41,051 X1:290 X2:426 Y1:386 Y2:417 [Applause] 335 00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:47,081 X1:112 X2:605 Y1:347 Y2:417 [Announcer] And a special round of applause for spunky Nick Montavesti. 336 00:20:47,426 --> 00:20:50,293 X1:139 X2:577 Y1:386 Y2:417 He outran enemy fire at Iwo Jima, 337 00:20:50,362 --> 00:20:54,423 X1:187 X2:529 Y1:347 Y2:417 but phlebitis is the enemy he couldn't outrun tonight. 338 00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:58,334 X1:181 X2:535 Y1:386 Y2:417 And now, it's time to tango. 339 00:20:58,404 --> 00:21:00,338 X1:231 X2:485 Y1:386 Y2:417 [Tango music plays] 340 00:21:04,243 --> 00:21:06,006 X1:245 X2:472 Y1:347 Y2:411 - Blanche, I can't. - No. 341 00:21:06,078 --> 00:21:08,137 X1:242 X2:474 Y1:347 Y2:417 - I can't go on. - No, you have to. 342 00:21:08,213 --> 00:21:10,875 X1:182 X2:535 Y1:347 Y2:411 Just a little while longer and I'll have that thousand. 343 00:21:10,950 --> 00:21:13,748 X1:162 X2:555 Y1:347 Y2:417 And you will have a wonderful story to tell your poker club. 344 00:21:13,819 --> 00:21:15,343 X1:170 X2:547 Y1:386 Y2:417 No, I'm sorry, Blanche. I quit. 345 00:21:15,421 --> 00:21:16,820 X1:249 X2:467 Y1:347 Y2:417 - Don't you dare. - No, I quit. 346 00:21:16,889 --> 00:21:18,652 X1:286 X2:430 Y1:347 Y2:417 - No, I quit. - Marty! 347 00:21:18,724 --> 00:21:21,887 X1:164 X2:552 Y1:347 Y2:417 Uh-oh, ladies and gentlemen, it looks like couple 29 348 00:21:21,961 --> 00:21:23,895 X1:199 X2:518 Y1:386 Y2:417 is out of the competition. 349 00:21:23,963 --> 00:21:25,988 X1:240 X2:478 Y1:347 Y2:411 And that little lady on the dance floor 350 00:21:26,065 --> 00:21:28,761 X1:184 X2:535 Y1:347 Y2:417 is out too unless she can find a new partner 351 00:21:28,834 --> 00:21:31,234 X1:211 X2:507 Y1:386 Y2:411 within the next minute. 352 00:21:31,303 --> 00:21:32,861 X1:293 X2:423 Y1:386 Y2:417 [Laughing] 353 00:21:34,607 --> 00:21:36,632 X1:290 X2:428 Y1:386 Y2:417 Oh, yeah? 354 00:21:36,709 --> 00:21:38,370 X1:210 X2:507 Y1:386 Y2:415 Excuse me, sir. Listen. 355 00:21:38,444 --> 00:21:42,005 X1:130 X2:588 Y1:347 Y2:417 Would you consider dumping your partner and dancing with me... 356 00:21:42,081 --> 00:21:46,916 X1:183 X2:533 Y1:347 Y2:417 Listen, sir. Excuse me. Would you consider it if I... 357 00:21:55,461 --> 00:21:56,723 X1:260 X2:456 Y1:386 Y2:417 [grunts in pain] 358 00:21:56,795 --> 00:21:58,888 X1:242 X2:473 Y1:386 Y2:417 Dorothy, Dorothy! 359 00:21:58,964 --> 00:22:00,727 X1:226 X2:491 Y1:386 Y2:417 I got a charlie horse. 360 00:22:00,799 --> 00:22:04,394 X1:228 X2:487 Y1:347 Y2:417 - I can't make it. - Shake it off, wimp! 361 00:22:04,870 --> 00:22:06,633 X1:316 X2:400 Y1:386 Y2:411 I can't. 362 00:22:06,705 --> 00:22:10,004 X1:226 X2:491 Y1:347 Y2:411 Russell, come back. Come back here. 363 00:22:10,075 --> 00:22:13,374 X1:187 X2:528 Y1:386 Y2:411 Come back here! Russell! 364 00:22:15,514 --> 00:22:18,506 X1:186 X2:530 Y1:347 Y2:417 Looks like it's just you and me, Blanche. 365 00:22:18,584 --> 00:22:21,417 X1:154 X2:563 Y1:386 Y2:415 Rose, I'm afraid I have to leave. 366 00:22:21,487 --> 00:22:23,921 X1:242 X2:476 Y1:347 Y2:411 - Are you in pain? - I will be 367 00:22:23,989 --> 00:22:26,549 X1:208 X2:509 Y1:347 Y2:417 if my wife catches me and she just walked in. 368 00:22:27,192 --> 00:22:29,524 X1:269 X2:447 Y1:386 Y2:411 David! David! 369 00:22:29,595 --> 00:22:32,689 X1:164 X2:553 Y1:347 Y2:411 Ladies and gentlemen, it looks like we have a winner. 370 00:22:32,765 --> 00:22:35,495 X1:230 X2:485 Y1:386 Y2:417 Couple number 29! 371 00:22:35,567 --> 00:22:39,025 X1:204 X2:512 Y1:386 Y2:411 That's me. I won. I won! 372 00:22:39,104 --> 00:22:41,698 X1:277 X2:439 Y1:386 Y2:411 I won! I won! 373 00:22:41,774 --> 00:22:44,436 X1:159 X2:557 Y1:386 Y2:417 Just a minute, it's not over yet. 374 00:22:44,510 --> 00:22:49,607 X1:174 X2:545 Y1:347 Y2:417 It looks like we have another couple re-entering the floor. 375 00:23:12,671 --> 00:23:15,572 X1:145 X2:571 Y1:347 Y2:417 I will never forget the look on your face when Dorothy and I 376 00:23:15,641 --> 00:23:17,268 X1:207 X2:510 Y1:386 Y2:417 tangoed on to the floor. 377 00:23:17,342 --> 00:23:19,572 X1:214 X2:504 Y1:347 Y2:417 And I will never forget the look on your faces 378 00:23:19,645 --> 00:23:23,308 X1:153 X2:564 Y1:347 Y2:411 when you were disqualified and I won the thousand dollars. 379 00:23:23,382 --> 00:23:26,545 X1:161 X2:555 Y1:347 Y2:417 And it was so sporting of you to share your winnings. 380 00:23:26,618 --> 00:23:30,782 X1:172 X2:544 Y1:346 Y2:417 With my $10 I got that can opener I always wanted. 381 00:23:32,257 --> 00:23:34,225 X1:159 X2:558 Y1:386 Y2:417 Don't say no, just hear me out. 382 00:23:34,293 --> 00:23:36,818 X1:203 X2:515 Y1:347 Y2:415 - Do you think I'm cute? - Oh, Ma. 383 00:23:36,895 --> 00:23:40,695 X1:168 X2:548 Y1:347 Y2:417 - Just answer. - Yes, Ma, I think you're cute. 384 00:23:40,766 --> 00:23:42,859 X1:218 X2:500 Y1:347 Y2:417 Would you say cute verging on adorable? 385 00:23:42,935 --> 00:23:45,130 X1:166 X2:551 Y1:386 Y2:417 Sophia, what's this all about? 386 00:23:45,204 --> 00:23:48,469 X1:158 X2:561 Y1:347 Y2:417 Just picture my face on this jar filled with my tomato sauce. 387 00:23:48,540 --> 00:23:51,168 X1:173 X2:543 Y1:347 Y2:411 We could put Paul Newman out of business. 388 00:23:52,111 --> 00:23:53,601 X1:186 X2:532 Y1:386 Y2:417 Ma, if you had your choice 389 00:23:53,679 --> 00:23:55,806 X1:218 X2:502 Y1:347 Y2:417 of a spaghetti sauce with your picture on it 390 00:23:55,881 --> 00:23:59,373 X1:153 X2:563 Y1:347 Y2:417 or Paul Newman's picture on it, which would you choose? 391 00:24:00,586 --> 00:24:02,315 X1:228 X2:489 Y1:386 Y2:417 Back to square one. 392 00:24:40,586 --> 00:24:44,315 X1:228 X2:489 Y1:386 Y2:417 - 5@y3 - 393 00:24:45,315 --> 00:24:55,315 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org